What follows is the story of a pop singer
Who had grown tired of having his gender questioned by the masses
And decided he must embark on a quest to find his manhood,
which might or might not truly exist,
And end the debate once and for all.
Yo dog, you are so very pimping, Usher,
And your rhymes are so phat.
Help us as we write this story of epic proportions
About Justin Bieber and his missing,
and perhaps nonexistent, manhood.
